About DoomCorp
Company History
DoomCorp was created by the merger of the accounting, financial, and investment divisions of TyranCo Enterprises, LLC., a clandestine global holding and management company. Operation of DoomCorp was initially under the strict supervision of its parent company. No longer content to function as a laundering and finance hub for terrorist groups and criminal syndicates, the Elite Guard staged a hostile takeover, converting DoomCorp into a separate operating entity. Loyal only to the Shadow Investors, executives who control the fate of DoomCorp behind closed doors, the Elite Guard handed over the keys to a formidable financial empire, poised to begin its march across corporate America and the world.
DoomCorp Today
DoomCorp operates in six countries at multiple locations, with no centralized headquarters. The company manages assets and financing for a bevy of puppet corporations, terrorist and criminal organizations, and certain governments. DoomCorp has aquired assets across a broad range of industries that poise it to take the world by force. In time, when the political lines are swept away to make way for the new regime, masterminded by DoomCorp and its associates, DoomCorp will be an omnipresent operating entity in control of all industry and government world wide.
DoomCorp Tomorrow
Many have asked us what life will be like once DoomCorp owns all commerce, operates all militaries and governments, and trades in human life like poker chips. Let us share with you a small part of our vision. In order to more efficiently manage the four billion people we expect will still be alive after the carnage of our coming, densely clustered high rise housing will be constructed of concrete and steel. Slaves will be divided by age and mental and physical abilities. The concept of family will end as breeding dens are created to provide a highly skilled workforce capable of rebuilding the shattered world in our image.
Those who do not function in our new society will be quickly processed and exterminated in order to provide for those who do. There will be a job for everyone in the new industrial era that will come as DoomCorp conquers the world. Forests will need to be cut down to make way for new factories that produce construction equipment and the raw materials to make more construction equipment.
The idea of economy will also vanish as humanity is united in its singular goal of serving the whims of DoomCorp. Many new cities, palaces, and public infrastructure buildings will need to be built, driving forward innovation in human processing, agriculture, information extraction, biological research, and mechanical augmentation of workers.
If you would like to know more about DoomCorp, or join its workforce while you still have free will in selecting a job, please send us an email.
DoomCorp is a subsidiary of TyranCo™ Enterprises, LLC.