DoomCorp

Welcome to DoomCorp

Thank you for visiting DoomCorp on the web. We hope that our page will help you learn more about our company and its purpose. For many companies, profit is a goal. Dividends to investors are a driving force behind the company. For DoomCorp, profit and revenue are secondary to achieving an even greater and more challenging aspiration: global domination.

Many have probably heard similar rhetoric from other companies, but where they are talking about eliminating competition, we are talking about eliminating competition. When we say global domination, we mean just that. Although our lofty ambition may take time, soon all will bow before the fearsome might of our unstoppable power.

The harbingers of the end times do not idly croon our coming, they foresee the inevitable subjugation of the human race to the purposes of our mighty empire. Our company will not balk at international investment in dictatorships, sponsoring terrorism if it suits our needs, or trading in conflict diamonds. The ends of our company are so supreme that any means are justified. We will not be reigned in by the idle morals of some cowering few who do not have the will to take what is theirs and defend it with puppet governments, offshore accounts, junk bond dealing, fraud, espionage, and proxy war.

When DoomCorp has met its ends, all humanity will suffer enslavement in our industries. As all opposition crumbles before our sweeping shadow, the glory of the One Corporation shall be realized. None shall stand in our way as we wreak havoc on all who would deny us our destiny.

DoomCorp is an equal opportunity employer.